god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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