Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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