If that was your dad, he is hot
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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