yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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