This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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