just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I just forgot I was standing up.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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