yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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