did you get engaged???
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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