Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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