69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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