somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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