so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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