She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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