her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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