I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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