Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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