Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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