he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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