I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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