He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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