Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I have already put on my inside pants.
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