Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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