Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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