I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
