I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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