I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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