Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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