Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
im on a boat
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