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what?
penguin condom
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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