Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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