Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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