its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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