Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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