do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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