how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
His nipple licking is glorious
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