you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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