the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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