I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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