you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
time to smoke my breakfast
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Everything about him screamed your future.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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