I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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