3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
