I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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