So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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