I don't remember. Are we still dating?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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