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(307): View more from Wyoming

i wish you could fill a pinata with booze

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up

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(631): View more from New York

the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..

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(616): View more from Michigan

Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier

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(818): View more from California

On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?

(1-818): View more from California

I'm about a 7.95

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(434): View more from Virginia

You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok

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(573): View more from Missouri

I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.

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