actually, I'm a sock model
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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