i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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