i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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