question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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