Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
its liver damage thursday
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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