Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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