Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You don't make any sense
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